Friday, January 21, 2005

License...

I was told this real jokes that happened in canada.

One afternoon in the weekend, the freeway was jammed with very slow moving vehicle from bumper to bumper. At that time, there was no reason to have a traffic jam as was not peak hours nor public holidays nor any road works commenced. Anyway the situation caught the police attention and with the siren yelling on the road, the police found out the source of the cause. There's a car travelling about 30km/h on the freeway!!! Eventually the car was pulled over and the traffic start to ease again slowly.

The police walk to the car and knocked on the window. The driver is a "chinese" woman at about middle age.
The police said " Can I have your driving license?"
The woman " No English, No english ***pretend don't understand and looks confused*** (although able to understand english)"
The police speak slowly " Can I have your driving license"
The woman slowly look thru her purse, dig dig dig, flip flip and finally take the driving license and pass it to the police.
Police looked at the driving license and said to her "This is your daughter's license, not yours!"
The woman " Is family license... family license"
The police is abit confused and said there's no such thing called family license.
Now you have to get down the car and I have to take you back to the police station.
Without any other choice, she had to follow the instruction to get off the car. After she got off the car, the police discovered something interesting.

The accelerator in the car is painted with green and the brake is painted with red.

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