Saturday, April 22, 2006

Do not drink water, is bad for health

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains faeces.

In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit. However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so.
It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.
THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of it !!

2 Comments:

Blogger Finn said...

Well, always not able to get both balance in real life.

11:04 am  
Blogger Jin Wooi said...

hey, i got an idea. let's mix alcohol with water. everyone knows that alcohol is a very good antiseptic and antibacterial agent. maybe it'll kill the E.coli. Diluted alcohol is also less damaging to the liver. besides, any cinapek will know that alcohol is good for blood circulation. elderly people may no longer need cialis, levitra or viagra then. good huh.

8:24 pm  

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